THE CONDUIT
BETWEEN WORLDS
A mystical grocery-store comedy about fate, cash, portals, and the man who sees too much.
The Concept
In a 24/7 immigrant grocery store in Chișinău, a self-proclaimed psychic named Stas opens a spiritual services office between buckwheat and toilet paper.
His plan is simple: sell aura cleansings, karmic diagnostics, destiny readings, and emotional chaos for cash. Then his cheap plastic Cube of Fate™ starts giving real signs.
What begins as a ridiculous side hustle turns into a portal between everyday absurdity, human pain, and a much larger mystical disorder.
Meet Stas
The Man Who Sees Too Much
He doesn’t predict your future. He explains why it already happened to you.
Stas is a self-made psychic, spiritual entrepreneur, emotional hustler, and self-proclaimed conduit between worlds. He wears a suspicious luxury robe labeled LIUSU VERTON, speaks like a post-Soviet motivational guru, and believes cash has better spiritual conductivity than credit cards.
At first, he may look like a fraud. The problem is: he might actually see something.
The Cube of Fate™
The Artifact
A cloudy plastic cube with a light inside. It was supposed to be a cheap prop.
But then it starts blinking at the right moments, reacting to questions, exposing secrets, comforting strangers, humiliating Stas, and slowly pulling the store into something much bigger.
The Cube does not change your destiny. It explains why destiny did that to you.
The Grocery Store World
The story unfolds inside Natalya Lux - 24/7, a tiny immigrant grocery store where buckwheat, herring, Princess Nuri tea, toilet paper, expired yogurt, icons, sausages, and metaphysical panic all live on the same shelf.
At the register stands Natasha, the store owner, the only person still trying to keep reality, inventory, and Stas under control.
Services
Fate Has a Price List
Aura cleansing. Karmic diagnostics. Return of the ex. Emotional damage assessment. International tariff for those who are no longer available in this dimension.
Stas wants to monetize the miracle. Natasha wants her normal store back. The Cube wants something else.
The Portal
Departure: 03:17
On the wall hangs a poster for a train from Chișinău to Miami. At first, it looks like a joke.
Then the schedule appears. The lights flicker. The refrigerators hum. Somewhere behind the vegetable section, something sounds very much like a train.
The Mystery Deepens
Employees Only. Maybe.
In the back of the store, between storage shelves and boxes of toilet paper, Stas builds his own mystical Vatican.
Formally, it is a stockroom. Spiritually, it is a transportation hub for unfinished business, dead relatives, emotional idiots, and destiny with poor boundaries.
Tone
Fast. Strange. Human.
A folk comedy with a mystical engine. Post-Soviet absurdity meets supernatural sitcom energy, with a beating heart underneath the jokes.
People come to Stas for magic, but what they really want is permission, forgiveness, hope, and the feeling that someone finally sees them.
Status
Season One
Two episodes of Season 1 are completed: Episode 1: Cube of Fate and Episode 2: International Tariff.
